Shop Official Merch

Description: Cloudless bulgy toss... a glorious walrus flies... whilst looking awesome on this merch.

Description: At night you can hear the phantom bicycles chiming in the distance... and on this merch.

Description: Pastor Jeff kicks ass for the Lord. You'll kick ass in this shirt.

Description: "Caw! Woeful are the unlucky living! But maybe you'd feel better with a Button-Eyed Raven shirt!"

Description: "Caw! Your outfit looks terrible! But this shirt might look great on you!"

Description: Welcome to Crestfall! Let me tell you a story... and have some merch while you're here.

Description: Martin… well, we don’t know too much about Martin. He is one dead enigma. But at least he's on some merch.

Description: Hello. I am the Obituary Writer of this lovely town of Crestfall, Idaho, and this... is some merch.

Description: Wyatt Hudson, 47, was murdered peacefully late Sunday evening beneath a starry sky. And now he's on merchandise.

Description: She was born. She lived. And then she died. And now she's on merchandise.

Description: Elder Isaiah Goodwin, 98, was found dead in his chambers after imbibing something lemony… And now he's on merchandise.

Description: Beware the Deceitful Bones... but enjoy this merch while you're at it.

Description: Lillian Parker, 59, found herself in a bloody bind beneath a bunch of books. And now she's on merchandise.